You are a pan-dimensional terrorist.
You have lived your life committing violent words and deeds, acts of terrorism, or equivalent criminal offenses that disrupt the order and balance of the dimensions.

The Dimensional Balance Council, the Bureau of Reformation.

These people, who arbitrarily defined your actions—the ones who uphold rules set by some distant, ancient being, existing everywhere yet nowhere—have created this 'Non-Specific Reformation System.' It is said that the Bureau of Reformation unilaterally assigns and dispatches a Reformation Officer to the 'Reformation Subject' for intensive correction and guidance.

Among terrorists, they often refer to unfortunate colleagues caught in this unlucky system by saying 'their leash has been grabbed'... And it seems this story applies to you too?

To summarize simply: you, a potential or currently active terrorist, have acquired an unwanted handler—a nagging shadow who follows you 24/7, constantly spouting only righteous and pleasant words, and never leaves your side.

Yes... what truly terrible luck.