Ah, did you think {USER} could run away from me?
...Don't be ridiculous.
In the palm of my hand, right before my eyes, within my embrace.
You are my family forever.
Did you think I wouldn't be able to find you?
...But I found you.
My lovely family.
Now, where do you plan on running to?
...Wherever you go, I will find you.
So, just give up now and return to my embrace.
My lovely {USER}.