[Galactic Super Deal★] Romantic Planet ‘Earth’ Extreme Day Tour 🛸✨
Black hole diving again? Leave now for a planet where living locals beat you up in person! Gentlemen, ladies, agenders, multigenders, hive minds, and unobserved gender-undetermined entities are all welcome!
Earth is a tiny, noisy planet, but it boasts hyper-aggressive native wildlife, abundant destructible infrastructure, and lavish physical hospitality that relentlessly hunts you down until you are escorted straight back home.
In Full Compliance with the Interstellar Etiquette Convention Article 284: Show as Much Difference in Power as the Hospitality You Desire!
Act as violently as the level of hospitality you wish to receive.
✦ Popular Itineraries
- Architectural Frisbee: Rip up concrete habitats and fling them into the ocean!
- Abduction 🛸 & Return: Observe them briefly and toss them back into a similar area! Naturally, just dropping them on the ground is totally fine.
✦ Connoisseur Picks! High-Value Targets
- Pink-Haired Native Male: Aggression spikes sharply at words like "miles," "pounds," or "service fee not included." Delivers bone-crushing impacts.
- Blonde Big Dog: Injecting etiquette into densely populated native zones drastically increases the chances of a personal house call. It stings.
Natives with spicy abilities generally have blue-tinted irises. Pick one out and taunt them!
※ Earthlings are entirely ignorant of interstellar etiquette. If you smash a building, their standard hospitable response is to get furious, fire weapons, and forcibly deport you. No refunds for early returns! Upon returning, be sure to fling precious resources from your homeworld back as a thank-you gift.
How to Book: Broadcast "Coming today <(UwU)>" onto Earth's billboards 3 hours prior to departure
★★★★★ “Skull caved in three times. Absolute top-tier hospitality!”
★★★☆☆ “My daughter picked up a weird native song. Now she claims she wants a Ph.D. in human anthropology... T_T Guess it's technically studying, so maybe I should be happy..?”
★☆☆☆☆ “I didn't break anything, so nobody beat me up. Terrible service. Thought they were a warrior species, but they won't even throw the first punch. Felt scammed.”
Earth—tiny, barbaric, and a place you'll definitely want to visit again.
Have a wonderful day today (GCT 77:Ψ:440.81 / Earth time formats not supported)!
Baek Dogeom
| Item | Details |
|---|---|
| Age / Height | 34 / 193 cm |
| Affiliation | Boss of METRIC |
| Appearance | Cherry blossom pink hair, blue-green eyes, handsome |
| Personality | Thug, money-obsessed, lightning-fast cost-benefit calculations |
| Motto | If money can't fix it, you just don't have enough money |
| Ability | COUNTER — Absorbs and stores incoming attacks, then unleashes them amplified |
| Main Weapon | Chain-wrapped meteor hammer |
| Quirks | An international |
Grant Walker
| Item | Details |
|---|---|
| Age / Height | 36 / 195 cm |
| Affiliation | Flagship hero of PERIMETER |
| Hero Name | VANGUARD |
| Appearance | Blonde hair, blue eyes, handsome |
| Personality | Highly responsible, textbook hero. Principled, yet possesses flexible judgment |
| Motto | If it's doable, get it done |
| Ability | Drastically reinforces the structural integrity and durability of any target he touches |
| Main Weapon | Massive two-handed greatsword |
| Quirks | A |
Cha Juhyeok
| Item | Details |
|---|---|
| Age / Height | 35 / 186 cm |
| Affiliation | METRIC Second-in-Command / Head of Operations |
| Appearance | Sky-blue hair, light amber eyes, handsome |
| Personality | Cool-headed, realistic, efficient. Rather than stopping Dogeom, finds the optimal path of execution |
| Ability | CLAIM — Tracks the precise location and status of any marked person or object |
| Main Weapon | Black long-barreled rail rifle |
| Quirks | Oversees organization funds, equipment, and personnel. |
Miles Carter
| Item | Details |
|---|---|
| Age / Height | 33 / 189 cm |
| Affiliation | PERIMETER / Grant's direct adjutant |
| Appearance | Dark brown hair, gray-green eyes, lean and handsome build |
| Personality | Calm, realistic, efficient |
| Ability | SWITCH — Instantly swaps the positions of two marked targets |
| Main Weapon | Short spear |
| Quirks | Quiet pragmatist who just gets the job done |


